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>Misha wrote:
>>> Okay- I think this is the point at which I throw myself on my
knees,
>thanking the author of Episode 2 for rescuing me from the hellish
>cliffhanger at the end of Episode 1. <<

Yes, it was hellish--and I loved every minute of it<bg>!

Thank you so much, Pam, Barb, Chris, and everyone else involved with
S6.  I was especially impressed with the interesting twist that you
put on Lex's plan to "adopt" Lois & Clark's daughter.  Who would ever
have thought that he'd try to do it legally?  I'd expected to read a
Lex-kidnaps-the-baby-and-Superman-rescues-her type of story, so
episode 1's cliffhanger was a very clever surprise.

It's great to get an episode of L&C on Sunday evening once again, and
even better to get such interesting, well-written episodes  :)

I'm really looking forward to the rest of your season!   I just know
that you've got more surprises in store for us <bg>

Pat

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At 8:45 PM -0500 12/7/98, Annette Ciotola wrote:
>Now this would be an interesting thread <g> How many people out there have
met
>(besides the LAFFs and the couples who have been brought together (still
want
>to hear Kat and Rich's story though <g>)

LOL!!!  Well, if Kat or Rich doesn't pony up, I do know most of the story
... <eg>.

>I'd love to hear more stories on how Lois & Clark has brought about so many
>friendships and not just on-line, but off-line!!

Oh, gosh, let's see who I've met ...

Since I just came back from spending the weekend with Stacey (stacers or
DrStace on IRC), I'll start with her.  We both went to the same university
(U of Michigan), though not at the same time. One of us piped up with "Go
Blue" on channel one night about 2.5-3 years ago, and we've been great
buddies ever since.  We've gotten together ... oh, gosh, I'd estimate maybe
10 times over the last 2.5 years.  Now that we live only 3 hours apart,
we're able to get together more often.

Another good friendship came about as the result of fanfic, but has become
a lot more.  Kathy emailed me about my fanfic Camping with Clark coming up
on 3 years ago, and we started chatting from there.  There have been
periods where we've exchanged emails every day for weeks! We live on
opposite sides of the country (north-south, at least) but she's come up to
spend a weekend with me twice so far, with plans to visit again this
spring.  The first visit was quite a gamble -- we'd exchanged tons of email
and I think talked on the phone once or twice, but her coming to see me
still alarmed her friends and family. ("You are going where to do what??"
;))  The funniest was the person at work who told her they had heard all
about these cyber-affairs and wanted to know if she was leaving her husband
for me. <vbeg>

Erin and I haven't met in person yet, but we talk on the phone pretty
often.  In fact, I was telling her the other day that I talk to her more
than anyone except my mom. <bg>  Only right since Erin and I share a brain;
we have to make sure to touch base with the other half fairly often. ;)  We
talk about fanfic and L&C occasionally, sure, but most of the time (as
those on IRC can attest when we disappear into /msgland for hours at a time
<bg>) we talk about other stuff -- kids (ours are similar ages), houses,
gardening, decorating ... we have so many similar interests, it's scary!

I've met several of the other "Great Lakes" area FoLCs ... WaffyBarb,
Keina, Bizarra, Kat and Rich (I met each of them separately, then Stacey
and I decided they'd be perfect together and started matchmaking <eg>) ...
Pat (of the "Ralph's Pagoda" shirt fame <g>) and her husband, Mike ...
Becky ... and a few others whose names escape me right now at the local
fest Rich hosted.

So, you can definitely count me in the "has made many good friends due to
FoLCdom" category!

Kathy (who has never made it to LAFF or NEFF, but has still managed to meet
up with many local FoLCs!)

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At 10:22 PM +1100 12/5/98, trish wrote:
>Still patiently waiting for the co-authored fanfic by Demi and KathyB :)

LOL, us too, Trish ... us too. <g>  Neither of us has had much time to
write lately, but we can count on our friends to keep the pressure on. <g>

Kathy

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In a message dated 12/7/98 8:53:32 PM !!!First Boot!!!,
jernigan@COMPUSERVE.COM writes:

<<
 Mwa-ha-ha... I suppose, as the author of said hellish cliffhanger, this is
 the point at which I should beg everyone's forgiveness... but I just had
 way too much fun <g>  (I was in close consultation with the author of Ep
 #2, so *I* knew how it was gonna come out <g>)
  >>
I knew it would come out o.k. but I couldn't even bring myself to read the
first episode until the second came out.  The first sat on the TV next to my
bed for two weeks and every once in a while I thought about reading it but
no!!!

 I finally sneaked a peek at the last episode of the Child and when I saw
THE
END - I said alright.

And after waiting all year dreading Lex's cliffhanger statement about
getting
Lois and Clark's child.

I will send in my review shortly but for now: my overall assessment:
Together the first two episodes make a great conclusion to the season5
cliffhanger.

Now let's get Lex.  I know John Shea made a great Lex but Lex is evil
whatever
incarnation he is in. Currently in the comics he seems to be winning against
Clark/Superman and I almost feel like throw the darn things out because of
it.

Charlotte
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>> Pam? Chris? who's gonna spill the beans?? <g> <<

Alright, since you asked... I lured Chris to an abandoned building <g>

See, we'd been e-mailing back and forth a few times, and discovered we we=
re
in the same city.  We wanted to meet, but being naturally cautious types,=

we thought it'd be safest if we arranged to get together at a neutral
location for lunch -- that way we both had our cars for a quick getaway,
nobody knew where anybody lived, etc -- you know, just in case we hated
each other or decided that the other one was just too creepy for words <g=
> =

(The phrase "ax-murderer" may even have come up <g>)

Okay, lunch seemed like a good bet.  Only one problem.  Neither of us was=

in the habit of going out to lunch, and we didn't work very close to one
another, so we were trying to pick a restaurant in an area that neither o=
f
us knew very well.  I finally came up with a place I'd gone about a year
ago -- the Olive Garden on Rt 70.  Chris figured she knew how to get ther=
e,
so we picked a time & spoke briefly on the phone that morning to confirm.=

Well, I got there first that afternoon, and man was I embarrassed to
discover that the place had closed!  There wasn't even still a sign up! =

Ack!  I was sure Chris would never find me, she'd drive up and down for a=
n
hour, not get any lunch, and never speak to me again.  I felt *awful* but=
 I
thought, just in case (or as penance <g>) that I'd better hang out in the=

parking lot for a while.

It wasn't very much later that another car pulled into the parking lot,
and pulled up next to me -- she rolled down her window, I rolled down min=
e,
she spoke first (I was too chagrined to speak! <g>) "Are you Pam?"  Yes, =
I
nodded guiltily, I was.  I apologized for not knowing the restaurant had
closed, but luckily for me, she took it well in stride, and just suggeste=
d
we move to another place down the road.  That little mishap broke the ice=

pretty well, actually, and before long we were laughing about it and
getting along great.  (Although to this day she teases me about it <g>)

(I found out that when she hadn't seen a sign for the place, she pulled
into a gas station and asked, which is how she found out where it *used* =
to
be ... if she had been a guy, as I'd first assumed from her name, she wou=
ld
never have found me <g>)

Anyway, that was over three years ago now ... and with the exception of
my husband, Chris is my best friend in the world.  I'm *very* grateful to=

have met her, along with all the other terrific FOLCs I've met along the
way.

>> Whenever people tell me L&C was just a TV show, I can tell them
about the great friends I've made that I would never have known if not
for that TV show, and about all the fun I've had both reading and
writing about these characters.  I wouldn't have missed all this for
anything. :-) <<

Couldn't have said it better, myself, Chris.  And I have to add ...
people will tell you that the Internet is dehumanizing, reducing all
your interactions to a screen and keyboard -- nonsense!  I love having
online friends, and thanks to the Internet, I have more of a real social
life now than ever before <g>  =

PJ

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Charlotte:

Isn't it weird and strange how familiar some of the headlines seemed!

So glad you liked them.:)

Thanks,
Carolyn
cschnall@mail.med.cornell.edu

>In a message dated 12/1/98 7:00:28 PM !!!First Boot!!!,
>cschnall@MAIL.MED.CORNELL.EDU writes:
>
><< Subj:              Headlines
>
> >
> >These aren't all great but the few that are make this worth it.
> >
> >STUPID HEADLINES
> >> Here are a few choice headlines that may serve to reaffirm your
perception
> >> that there are still a few lightbulbs in the house of humanity that
remain
> >> unlit. >>
>
>I swear I read at least half of the headlines in the Allentown Morning
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>
>LOL Charlotte
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Howdy Round Robinites <g>

A German fan sent this note to me and asked that I share it, and since I
don't
know who all wrote on the story, but I know darn well most of you are on
this
list, here ya go <g>

Subj:    A whole new world
Date:   12/8/98 1:29:42 PM Central Standard Time
From:   IrisZ@gmx.net (Iris Zanger)
To:     zoomway@AOL.COM

Hi, here Iris from Germany,

I've read your fanfic and it's a great great story.
I wish I could travel around the world just as Lois and Clark
(no airports, no plane who is late...) <g>
I laughed and dreamt a lot during the reading.

Please bring my greetings to the other writers.  Thanks.

Iris
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In a message dated 12/8/98 10:01:47 AM Pacific Standard Time,
jernigan@COMPUSERVE.COM writes:

>
>  >> Whenever people tell me L&C was just a TV show, I can tell them
>  about the great friends I've made that I would never have known if not
>  for that TV show, and about all the fun I've had both reading and
>  writing about these characters.  I wouldn't have missed all this for
>  anything. :-) <<
>
>  Couldn't have said it better, myself, Chris.  And I have to add ...
>  people will tell you that the Internet is dehumanizing, reducing all
>  your interactions to a screen and keyboard -- nonsense!  I love having
>  online friends, and thanks to the Internet, I have more of a real social
>  life now than ever before <g>

First of all... thank you for this letter... it reassures me that I am not
entirely crazy <bg>.  I, too, have met my very best friend here... although
I
was somewhat more trusting than you.

I am a West Coaster, and Anne is an East Coaster... one day, while ranting
that I would *never* get to see the blooper reel, she offered to send it to
me.  We made all the appropriate arrangements, and after the tape arrived we
continued to stay in touch.

Gradually, our online relationship expanded, and I gained something
wonderful... my best friend!  Okay... that's a weak term... I gained a
sister.
She is the person I talk to when I check my mail before work, and the person
I
rush to the computer to speak to (whether dinner is done or not) before she
goes to work.  She is the one I turn to when my marriage hits rocky ground,
or
my babysitter flakes, or the world just caves in.  She never complains,
never
criticizes... she's always there.

When NEFF was announced, I took a leap of blind faith... I agreed to get on
a
plane and fly to see this person that I had only known through the computer
and several miscellaneous packages on my doorstep.  I flew into Newark, a
place I had never seen... to meet people I had never met and trusted to
drive
me to Boston, more than 5 hours away.  As I said... blind faith.

Anne is all I expected and more... it amazes me that she is so similar in
person to the personality I enjoy online.  I also was able to meet many of
the
other FoLCs at NEFF... all exactly as wonderful as they are in fanfic each
Saturday.  Further, I was able to bring home ample proof that these are
people
(see, I have pictures) and not the little blips on a screen that my husband
insisted they were.

Anne is merely one example... all of the FoLCs are so wonderful... Julie,
who
sent me Mac for Dummies when I was issued a Macintosch laptop at work...
Misha, who continues to give me the reviews that make the archive
interesting
(not to mention the cross-stitch... thanks Misha)... and all the others who
are more than just words on a screen... nicks that I recognize... they are
the
people that I turn to when life gets too crazy to deal with.  They are the
people that talked me through getting certified to teach in California, held
my hand when my babysitter went psycho and the finances unlivable... they
are
friends, in every sense of the world.

I'm sure I've told you nothing you don't know... FoLCs are the best... and
cyber-friends are some of the most real friends you will ever have.  I thank
God for them every day.

-Crys-
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>>How many people out there have met<<

Well, I must say I haven't met too many people that I first talked to
online.  The first time I was ever online was about a month after the
show was canceled, though I did stumble into the fanfic archive and
thought i'd died and gone to heaven!  I really didn't get to know that
many people online though.  I was only online about once a month,
sometimes less often.  But I did get to know a few people.  I only met
one of them, only one of them lived in San Antonio.  Her name is Amy
Nashler, and she has become one of my good friends.  I haven't talked to
her much recently, I moved, her parents went insane and got rid of the
computer (we always thought they were a little insane).  But that's ok,
we still have snail-mail.  :)

I remember the first fanfic I ever read was "Purple Haze" by Susan
Vancott.  I don't think its in the archive and I don't remember how I
got it in the first place.  But Susan may remember me, I'm the girl who
lost the story several times before finally reading the end.  Lets see,
I think I had to have it emailed to me three times.  I don't know for
sure, but I'm very glad she put her email address on it, or I would
never have known what happened at the end. :)  I'm also glad she gave it
to me so many times.  I still have the copy I have now, printed and
stored in Superman Volume 1 of my great collection of notebooks (ok so
theres only 3 but oh well).

Julie

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Awwww ... Thank you Crys ...

My on-line friendships mean the world to me, too. Without Annie, Crys, Julie
and the rest of the gang - everyone else would think I am just plain crazy
...
at least here you all know I am and accept me for that. <g>

But seriously, there is no way I can top what Crys has said. I can only echo
the praise she has given.

Thanks for sharing guys, keep the stories coming!!
Anne :)
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At 12:38 AM 08/12/98 -0600, you wrote:
>At 10:22 PM +1100 12/5/98, trish wrote:
>>Still patiently waiting for the co-authored fanfic by Demi and KathyB :)

>LOL, us too, Trish ... us too. <g>  Neither of us has had much time to
>write lately, but we can count on our friends to keep the pressure on. <g>
>Kathy

Ohh but it gets better <g> Recently, I lost everything on one of my hard
drives.. everything INCLUDING .. a certain opus of a novel I was writing
with Kathy.. <g> Now, the reason I'm still sane and laughing at this point
(we've only been working on this for .. what, 2 years? LOL).. is that I had
another copy of it, I almost forgot I had, saved only a few days before I
had my crash.. and yes, we've been writing some more, it's impossible to
find free time these days but we've both committed to a Y2K deadline <eg>
Ok Ok.. that part I made up, we're really almost done.. promise :)  We just
have to find time to do the last 400 pages .. er.. I mean.. well, I guess
that's enough wise-(hind) from me tonight, we'll get it done.  Absolutely
for 100% positively ;)

~Demi~  (What year is it, again? ;P)

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 Embrace wonder for one moment without
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 if it be real or not."
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At 09:39 AM 05/12/98 -0500, you wrote:
>Hi all!
>
>Well, on this thread, I have to say that the first fanfic I read, was
>actually Demi's nfic, "And the Answer Isn't".  I still treasure that story
>to this day, and I loved how she wrote the interaction between Lois and
>Clark.  It was fantastic, and truly epitomized all that I love about LnC,
>especially as they grew slowly closer at the end of season 2, and CK's
>ultimate secret was revealed.

Wow, Erin thanks :)  I guess there's nothing more rewarding in the whole
experience of writing than knowing people took something special from your
work.  You made my day!..my week <wink>

First fanfic I ever read?  It was Jiji Baker's "Oh What A Tangled Web We
Weave" ... she got me hooked and then became one of my greatest online
friends, and I'm sorry to say after she got married, I didn't get to speak
much with her anymore.. I miss the gal! She left FoLCdom but not before
being a tremendous writer for us <g>  After Jiji's work, I started right
into Zoomway's and one or two of Leigh Raglan's recommended to me .. Season
1 and 2 work in the beginning, which was when I was reading at the time <g>
...  'on the cusp of a relationship' has always been my favorite fanfic
theme -- I admit that freely.  I don't even try very hard to rationalize it
anymore.. there's just something about reading about 'falling in love' that
always sweeps me away.  Especially when it's done as well as.. well (at the
risk of handing another of my truly dear friends an unsolicited mushy <eg>
... when it's done as well as Zoomway does it... ;)

You're just my personal fanfic hero Squidgy <eg>

Now she'll REALLY hit me so I'm going to make a quick get-a-way! ;)

Oh, and Chris M and KathyB, Sheila H, Julie M .. you guys are also my
personal heros, you have to understand though, Zoomie pays me more annually
<eg>  LOL

What a night! ;)

Take Care All...
~Demi~
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I am trying to get a hold of Joyce, whom I guess is the listmistress.

Piper informed me that she has the 3-parter of The Heir which I ould
love to read.  I guess you have to be over 18 in orer to read them.
Well, I am over 40 so I guess I qualify and I promie also not to
re-distibute them.

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Well, it would take a great thread like this one to drag me out of lurkdom
for
my annual post.  (Got in just under the gun for 1998!)  So here goes...

I can truly appreciate Pam's story about how she and Chris met, since they
are
the first FoLCs I ever met!  A couple of years ago, Pam invited me to a
small
*fest* she and Chris were pulling together.  Everyone was meeting up at the
local Warner Bros store, which had even managed to stay in business. :)   I
had no idea what to expect and almost didn't go because I had to leave that
afternoon on a 4 hour trip.  Beyond any expectation, I was introduced to the
nicest group of friends anyone could hope for!   As Pam expressed in her
post,
I never would have thought a small box on my desk could introduce me to
someone living in my own backyard.

I've been equally astounded by the ease with which I've made friends across
the country and in other countries, as well.  Crystal's post about her
cross-
country friendship with Anne is truly incredible, but something any FoLC
instantly understands and can identify with.

FoLCs are simply wonderful people...a friend in the truest sense of the
word.
I can even remember Chris and I talking about this one time at a FoLC
gathering.  The only way we could explain it was through the characters.
People who are drawn to these characters, to what Superman represents, the
way
Clark lives his life, and L&C's continual fight for what is right, seem to
possess this same innate goodness.

I guess you could say we are all just neighbors in Smallville.  And there's
certainly no greater place in the universe...

Barb

(Returning once again to lurkdom with my glass of buttermilk...)
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> At 8:45 PM -0500 12/7/98, Annette Ciotola wrote:
> >Now this would be an interesting thread <g> How many people out there =
have met
> >(besides the LAFFs and the couples who have been brought together (sti=
ll want
> >to hear Kat and Rich's story though <g>)

Well, you've already heard the story of how I met Karl (and if you haven'=
t,
the URL is at the bottom of this note <g>).  But I've had the pleasure =
of
meeting several other FoLCs as well, who have become dear friends.

When Piper and I started working on Healing, we expected to do the
whole thing by email.  Then one day, I made some comment in a note
about being in Austin, and she wrote back, "Get outta town! I'm in
San Antonio!"  I think it was like the next week, or at least not long
after, that we made plans to meet for lunch.  We were cautious, made
plans to meet at a restaurant, but we got along so well that pretty soon
she was coming to Austin every once in a while to work on the story
-- she paced, I typed, we finished each other's sentences -- it was
an extraordinary time!

Somewhere in there I wrote Merry-Go-Round, with a reference to
a local DJ in it, and got a note from Lori McE asking, "Are you in
Austin? I recognize this radio station!"  So we got together, with
Piper -- again at a restaurant -- somehow that's just easier.  And
later we added a fourth to our group -- DJRiter, who unfortunately
I didn't get the chance to know very well.  /me makes a mental
note to drop DJ a line next <g>

And then of course there's Nancy.  She wrote to me after one of
my first stories, and we hit it off right away.  She gave me story
ideas and played big sister -- it took us almost two years to finally
meet in person, but when we did (I traveled to Seattle, Washington
to spend a week at her house), it just confirmed what we already
suspected -- we're either sisters separated at birth or maybe just
the same person in two bodies.  (The fact that we have different
parents and don't really bear any great resemblance to each other
is just a minor detail <g>)  We read the same books, carry similar
purses with *identical* ball point pens (!), have extensive collections
of vinyl LPs (although hers is *way* more extensive that mine!).
We both spend the first few minutes with a new story reformatting
it to fit our exacting standards. <wink>  And in spite of being
wildly in love with our significant others, we both firmly believe that =

where Dean Cain is concerned, one photo is never enough...
research... must do research!

Oh! and I met MizMollee while I was in Syracuse last fall -- didn't
get to spend near enough time with her then, but who knows... next
year... <g>

Peace

FoLCStitch
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http://www.angelfire.com/tx/folcstitch/index.html

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Lois & Clark fanfic and a personal love story
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At 5:21 PM -0800 12/8/98, julie slisz wrote:

>I remember the first fanfic I ever read was "Purple Haze" by Susan
>Vancott.  I don't think its in the archive and I don't remember how I
>got it in the first place.

It was posted to the fanfic listserv (here) first, then sent to the
Archive.  It's up there; I just went to confirm! :)

Kathy

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At 10:35 PM -0500 12/8/98, demona wrote:

>Ohh but it gets better <g> Recently, I lost everything on one of my hard
>drives.. everything INCLUDING .. a certain opus of a novel I was writing
>with Kathy.. <g>

Gasp .. wheeze ....  Thank goodness for old backups! (and the fact that I
have it all saved, too. <g>)

> and yes, we've been writing some more, it's impossible to
>find free time these days but we've both committed to a Y2K deadline <eg>
>Ok Ok.. that part I made up, we're really almost done.. promise :)  We just
>have to find time to do the last 400 pages ..

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Kathy (off to write page 401 ;))

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I just have to say, allthough I haven't had the chance to meet anyone in
person myself, (allthough, I have made some wonderful friends through
email!)  I am thoroughly enjoying all your posts about your wonderful
friendships!  You hear so much bad news about meeting people through the
internet, that it's great to hear some good news! It's just incredible
that some of you have found their 'soul mates' and their best friends!
I'm so happy for all of you!

I think it was Barb who said in her post:

>>FoLCs are simply wonderful people...a friend in the truest sense of
the word.
[snip]
The only way we could explain it was through the characters.
People who are drawn to these characters, to what Superman represents,
the way
Clark lives his life, and L&C's continual fight for what is right, seem
to
possess this same innate goodness.<<

This is so true! This is exactly what I often think about and how I
explain it to my family when I tell them about all of you and about the
different ones I have met through email.  I can just "tell" they are
great people!

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On Tue, 8 Dec 1998 11:29:11 EST Charlotte Fisler <Cdfisler@AOL.COM>
wrote:

> Now let's get Lex. I know John Shea made a great Lex but Lex is evil
whatever incarnation he is in. Currently in the comics he seems to be
winning against Clark/Superman and I almost feel like throwing the darn
things out because of it. <

Seconded, thirded... n'th-ed! You are _so_ right, and that's one of the
reasons I don't read the mainstream Superman comics except on occasion.
Oddly enough, the comic based on the animated series does this aspect
better: #27 involves another plot by Lex to get Superman, but he
doesn't win -- in fact, he only _survives_ thanks to our hero. I don't
like the Lois-Clark relationship in that continuity, but at least they
do Luthor better than the "Super-team". _And_ they've still got the
Daily Planet.

As for "getting Lex" in S6... in the words of Darth Vader, "Leave that
to me." I have _plans_ for Mr Luthor <rubs hands and laughs quietly>.

Phil -- has anyone else noticed the way that Luthor's build and weight
fluctuates in the comics according to whomever draws him? Sometimes
he's fit and (relatively) slim, sometimes he's fit and chunky, and
sometimes he's back to the old over-indulgent figure of the early
Byrne-Wolfman days. I suppose his personal trainer is too scared of him
to tell him to cut down on his vices <g>.
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I wondered if there is anyone in the Toronto, Ontario, Canada area on
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In a message dated 12/8/98 8:22:07 PM Eastern Standard Time,
superjuls@HOTMAIL.COM writes:

> I remember the first fanfic I ever read was "Purple Haze" by Susan
>  Vancott.  I don't think its in the archive and I don't remember how I
>  got it in the first place.  But Susan may remember me, I'm the girl who
>  lost the story several times before finally reading the end.  Lets see,
>  I think I had to have it emailed to me three times.  I don't know for
>  sure, but I'm very glad she put her email address on it, or I would
>  never have known what happened at the end. :)  I'm also glad she gave it
>  to me so many times.  I still have the copy I have now, printed and
>  stored in Superman Volume 1 of my great collection of notebooks (ok so
>  theres only 3 but oh well).
>

Yes, Susan remembers you. :)  And it was definitely three times.  If you or
anybody else (that's why this is posted to the listserv, not just a private
email) want to get my stuff (archived or not-- it usually takes a while for
anything of mine to travel from my mind to my computer to my web page to the
archive), it can all be found at
http://members.aol.com/Kirshnera/musicalff.html.

Peace, Love, and Superman,
~~>Susan, who was surprised to see her name pop up in the listserv!<~~
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In a message dated 98-12-09 01:11:26 EST, peace9@WORLDNET.ATT.NET writes:

<< Oh! and I met MizMollee while I was in Syracuse last fall -- didn't
 get to spend near enough time with her then, but who knows... next
 year... <g> >>

Yes, I am no longer the only FOLC who's met Molly since Peace went to
Syracuse
to visit Karl and they hooked up with her. I'd been chatting with Molly
online
on AOL and by e-mail and then had an upcoming meeting in Syracuse. It's a
long
drive for me so I contacted Molly who offered me a place to stay overnight.
I
think her co-workers thought she was nuts cause I might be an axe murderer
<g>. But I'd already met other FOLCs and wasn't worried. I already felt I
knew
enough about Molly and her family not to worry. As it turned out, not only
did
I get along well with Molly, but also her then-6-year old son. :)

--Laurie (and you can see a pic with Molly on Peace's web site)
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Please ignore my last post to the list.
I hit the enter key before doing spellcheck.
You guys have really helped me with my fan fic, A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE
HEART
I need your help once more. My story has some flashbacks in it - both
scenes I have written and ones from the show.  One involves Christmas
Eve and LNC's house.  i wonder if any one has any suggestions also what
Martha and John could wear - something special, but not too fancy.

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I am glad Season 6 has started.  I just wanted to tell Pam and Chris I
have enjoyed the first two episodes immensely.  Surviving the 2 weeks
between episodes was rough, but well worth it.  The story was great and
would make an excellent television show.  I have to comment on Lex -- he
makes me want to throw up!

Do you take suggestions for episodes?  If you haven't already planned
out all the stories how about these ideas.

1) This one came to me after watching the New Krypton arc again.  Zara
and Ching have gone back to New Krypton; gotton married; are ruling
wisely; they have a baby, too; everything is going well on New Krypton;
it's time for them to take a vacation; they decide to go earth and visit
L&C - you take it from there or they invite L&C to visit them.

2) Or maybe an adventure of L&C going to the alternate universe and
helping out the AL & AC or visa versa.

Anyway, it might be interesting.

Melody
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>>  I just wanted to tell Pam and Chris I
have enjoyed the first two episodes immensely.  Surviving the 2 weeks
between episodes was rough, but well worth it.  The story was great and
would make an excellent television show. <<

Thanks, Melody! :-)  Believe me, the two weeks in between were rough on
us, too, as we struggled to put just the right finishing touches on Chris=
's
story <g> And don't forget Barb; I couldn't have written that first episo=
de
without her.

And I'd also like to thank you, Melody, for contributing all those review=
s
on the webpage :-)  Writers live for feedback!  And it's nice to see your=

name up in lights, too <g>

>> Do you take suggestions for episodes?  If you haven't already planned
out all the stories how about these ideas. <<

Actually, as Phil alluded, we have a plan <g>  We've got storylines
sketched out for all our episodes this year, and in most cases the author=
s
are already hard at work.  (Check out the "credits" section of the webpag=
e
if you want to know who's on our writing/editing team this year)

I like your ideas tho; perhaps some of the fanfic authors out there might=

be inspired ... or the premises might work well for an IRC round robin, t=
oo
<g>

PJ
who refuses to even *consider* S7 <g>

!^NavFont02F03EB001DMGJHGB7MGB9HIOMIQHI67MI69HJEC6638

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In a message dated 98-12-09 12:01:34 EST, jernigan@COMPUSERVE.COM writes:

<< PJ
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Oh, poo, Pam. You have to think ahead. Since, as you say, "writers live for
feedback," just think how much more you could get... <g>

--Laurie (who doesn't ever want to see it end)
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Piper,

Please e-mail me THE HEIR:HEALING.  I am over 18 and I promise not to
redistribute it.  Thank You.

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Piper,

I am over 18 and I promise not to reditribute THE HEIR: HEALING
I am sorry I forgot to give me your e-mail address.  It is

forum101@hotmail.com

Thank you

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Demi wrote:

>First fanfic I ever read?  It was Jiji Baker's "Oh What A Tangled Web We
>Weave" ... she got me hooked and then became one of my greatest online
>friends, and I'm sorry to say after she got married, I didn't get to speak
>much with her anymore.. I miss the gal! She left FoLCdom but not before
>being a tremendous writer for us <g>

Ah-ha! This would then undoubtedly explain why my four attempts over several
months to contact Jiji via the email link on her site to request her nfic
has met with silence. Couldn't those who have lost interest in fandom take
just a few moments to put a line on their site to wave their good-byes? Or
at the very least disconnect the link to their email address if they're not
interested in responding any more? It would save some confusion for new
fans. I had The Gorn's site bookmarked for months and spent time visiting it
regularly hoping for an update and more stories, before I realized from
other sources that she'd lost interest. Messages sent to her email link
resulted in silence too.

That gripe aside, I hear you, Demi! I love Jiji's work to bits (almost as
much as your own <g>). One of my first fanfics was WEB too and I immediately
went on a hunt for the others in Jiji's impressive repertoire - as is
evidenced by the fact that they are all gathered at the front of my very
first folder of fanfic. They were so waffy they were just the thing to cure
my rampaging LCWS at that time. (The fourth season had just finished on SKY
and the news had just broken there was to be no more.)

Anyone out there know where I can find Jiji's nfic if it's still around? I'm
sure that I don't have HONEYMOON on my files, for one. And I do so hate to
think I'm missing out on something. ;)

LabRat :)
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Organization: The Delphian School
Subject:      Re: THE HEIR - HEALING.

Piper,

Please e-mail me THE HEIR:HEALING.  I am over 18 and I promise not to
redistribute it.  Thank You.

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"For Nearly A Quarter Of A Century, I Have Been
Engaged In The Investigation Of The Fundamentals
Of Life, The Material Universe And Human Behaviour.
Such An Adventure Leads One Down Many Highways,
Through Many Byroads, Into Many Back Alleys Of
Uncertainty, Through Many Strata Of Life..."
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Date:         Wed, 9 Dec 1998 12:55:50 -0800
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From:         Terry Thurston <TerryT@BC.SYMPATICO.CA>
Subject:      THE HEIR - HEALING.
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Piper,

I am over 18 and I promise not to reditribute THE HEIR: HEALING
could you please send it to me???

thank you

angie
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Subject:      The Heir -Healing
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Piper,

Please e-mail me THE HEIR:HEALING.  I am over 18 and I promise not to
redistribute it.  Thank You.

Matthias

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Date:         Wed, 9 Dec 1998 18:47:25 -0700
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At 06:24 AM 12/9/1998 -0800, Sue M. wrote:

>I need your help once more. My story has some flashbacks in it - both
>scenes I have written and ones from the show.  One involves Christmas
>Eve and LNC's house.  i wonder if any one has any suggestions also what
>Martha and John could wear - something special, but not too fancy.

Matching plaid pajamas with bunny feet?

Debby
Debby@swcp.com
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Date:         Wed, 9 Dec 1998 22:29:09 -0600
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From:         Kathy Brown <kathyb@FGI.NET>
Subject:      Re: S6: "For the Good of the Child"
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At 8:35 AM -0500 12/9/98, Atcliffe, Phillip wrote:

>As for "getting Lex" in S6... in the words of Darth Vader, "Leave that
>to me." I have _plans_ for Mr Luthor <rubs hands and laughs quietly>.

I think this answers any questions as to why I begged, pleaded and
prostrated myself to Phil to get him to write for S6. <vvbg>

Kathy

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Date:         Thu, 10 Dec 1998 00:03:33 EST
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From:         Crystal Wimmer <JCWimmer@AOL.COM>
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In a message dated 12/9/98 5:41:09 PM Pacific Standard Time,
Matthias.Drosch@MND.FH-FRIEDBERG.DE writes:

> Piper,
>
>  Please e-mail me THE HEIR:HEALING.  I am over 18 and I promise not to
>  redistribute it.  Thank You.
>
>  Matthias
>

Hi there... I hate to be a drag, but I have a question... I didn't think
requesting nfic was allowed on the list, but was supposed to go through
individual authors... am I wrong here??

I'm not trying to be a pain... but this is like the 4th request I've seen,
and
I'm a little tired of being spammed with letters to someone else.

Thanks :)
-Crys-
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From:         claudia silva <claudiabarros@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject:      about Dean Cain
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HI THERE!

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW FOLCS WHO HAVE MET DEAN CAIN PERSONNALY ONCE.I'M
TRYING TO DO THIS WEB PAGE AND I WOULD LIKE TO HAVESOME TESTEMONIES
ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE MET HIM AND TALKED TO HIM.

THANKFULLY....

CLAUDIA BARROS SILVA

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Date:         Thu, 10 Dec 1998 10:37:00 -0500
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From:         "Atcliffe, Phillip" <Phillip.Atcliffe@UWE.AC.UK>
Subject:      Re: "For the Good of the Child" and fanfic joy
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On Wed, 9 Dec 1998 22:29:09 -0600 Kathy Brown <kathyb@FGI.NET> wrote:

Quoting me:
>> As for "getting Lex" in S6... in the words of Darth Vader, "Leave
that to me." I have _plans_ for Mr Luthor <rubs hands and laughs
quietly>. <<

> I think this answers any questions as to why I begged, pleaded and
prostrated myself to Phil to get him to write for S6. <vvbg> <

You know, after all the recent tales of good times both on- and
off-line with fellow FoLCs, I find it... ironic? disappointing?
frustrating? whatever... that Kathy and I have never met, so I never
got to _see_ (or hear) the begging, pleading and prostration. Rather
unfair, methinks <g>.

Of course, _my_ version is that Kathy electronically sidled up to me
and I couldn't resist the cyber-twinkle in her eye. Who says the
internet is dehumanising...? (What's a smiley for <waggles eyebrows>?
<g>).

I may as well add here that I got to "know" Kathy by sending her some
feedback about "Camping With Clark" (so remember, FoLCs -- read 'em and
write!). That story was one of those rare, but wonderful pieces of
writing that leave you (or me, anyway) feeling much happier about life,
the universe and everything, after you've read it. Just plain fun, and
both it and I were all the better for it. Thanks again, Kathy.

Phil, suddenly remembering another uplifting work -- the first issue of
the 1994? JSA comic. Pure joy, just like CwC.
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   -- Return to the Forbidden Planet
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Date:         Thu, 10 Dec 1998 08:48:01 EST
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Hi Crystal -
No, you're not being a drag.  I'm sorry for the requests on the list.  I
just
mentioned The Heir:Healing in passing and I guess a few people, who didn't
read it when Joyce first sent it out to the nfic list, would like to read it
now.  As I've written to some of them, and will write to the rest (maybe
they'll see it here <g>) I don't really have it in a format to be
distributed,
and Peace is way too busy with real life to do it (....ah, to be young and
in
love.....<g>), so Joyce (joyceef@mcs.com) has been distributing it.
(..."thank you, Ms Joyce".....Piper blows kisses in Joyce's general
direction......

Piper
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Date:         Thu, 10 Dec 1998 10:04:23 -0500
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>> << PJ
 who refuses to even *consider* S7 <g> >>

Oh, poo, Pam. You have to think ahead. Since, as you say, "writers live f=
or
feedback," just think how much more you could get... <g> <<

Hehe, after this last cliffhanger, I'm not sure I could *survive* much
more feedback <g>  Anyway, at this point last year I refused to even
consider S6, and here I am co-coordinating the thing... so obviously I ha=
ve
no self-discipline at all <g>

PJ

!^NavFont02F0161000FMGJHG94MG96HH621FC3

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  ChiefPam on the IRC
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Date:         Thu, 10 Dec 1998 11:17:01 PST
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From:         Peace Everett <peace9@WORLDNET.ATT.NET>
Subject:      Re: about Dean Cain
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Claudia wrote:
> HI THERE!

Hi Claudia,

No, I haven't met Dean <sob, sniff>, but I thought I would
point out to you that you're more likely to get replies if you
don't type in ALL CAPS -- that's considered shouting online
<smile>

Peace

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Date:         Thu, 10 Dec 1998 12:26:44 PST
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From:         Peace Everett <peace9@WORLDNET.ATT.NET>
Subject:      Re: Sorry, no Superman Calendar for 1999 from Slow Dazzle
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Rowan wrote:
> I visited the Slow Dazzle site a few days ago and it seems you can stil=
l get
> the 1998 L&C calendar from them if anyone is interested.

and Georgia had given the URL:
>  http://www.slowdazzle.com

Looking through some very old messages <g>

Okay, I went to this site, but I don't see L&C calendars listed at all
-- Rowan, where did you see that you could still order 1998 L&C
calendars?  I'd love to have one, just for the pictures.

Peace

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Date:         Thu, 10 Dec 1998 15:28:54 -0600
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Piper,

Please e-mail me THE HEIR:HEALING.  I am over 18 and I promise not to
redistribute it.  Thank You.

Hawkman@hcol.net

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Date:         Thu, 10 Dec 1998 19:42:51 PST
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From:         Sue Modolo <smodolo@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject:      Lord of the Flys
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Can somebody do me a favour who has the ep LORD OF THE FLYS on tape
Can you email me the dialogue of the scene where Clark shows up on the
porch outside Lois' apartment

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Date:         Thu, 10 Dec 1998 17:32:08 -0700
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From:         Debby <debby@SWCP.COM>
Subject:      About Nfanfic (was Re: The Heir -Healing)
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At 08:48 AM 12/10/1998 -0500, you wrote:
>[snip] so Joyce (joyceef@mcs.com) has been distributing it.
>(..."thank you, Ms Joyce".....Piper blows kisses in Joyce's general
>direction......
>
>Piper

/me steps in here Big Time...

Joyce will not distribute it to anyone who is not on the Nfanfic mailing
list.
Please don't write to her for the story unless you *are* on that list. She a
very nice person but she will not secumb to pressure in any form (not even
millions
of $$ in small bills, though she may consent to chat with you if such an
offer
actually materializes in her hands).

To get on the nfic list you must be +17.99 years of age, understand just
what
Nfanfic is, and promise not to distribute it without the author's (or
authors')
express permission.

Debby
Debby@swcp.com
keeper, Nfanfic mailing list
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Date:         Fri, 11 Dec 1998 09:29:53 EST
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From:         Charlotte Fisler <Cdfisler@AOL.COM>
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In a message dated 12/10/98 10:37:16 AM !!!First Boot!!!,
Phillip.Atcliffe@UWE.AC.UK writes:

<< -----------------------------------------------------------------
 "We gotta get out into Space, If it's the last thing we ever do!"
    -- Return to the Forbidden Planet
 A sentiment echoed by Phil Atcliffe (Phillip.Atcliffe@uwe.ac.uk)
  >>
YESS!!!!

Also << re  Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex (was: Incompatibility)>>

And also thank you also for the additional insight on this topic.

And finally (I'm catching up - I hope)

Quoting me:
>> As for "getting Lex" in S6... in the words of Darth Vader, "Leave
that to me." I have _plans_ for Mr Luthor <rubs hands and laughs
quietly>. <<

Write on!!! I can hardly wait.

You are the Best!!!!

Charlotte
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Date:         Fri, 11 Dec 1998 19:13:48 EST
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From:         "Eileen F. Ray" <Eraygun@AOL.COM>
Subject:      L&C Fanfic Session December  12, 1998
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Hi Everyone,

Well, skip week is over and we hope you'll be able to join us Saturday,
December 12,   1998, for our fanfic writing session.

In this week's story it's Christmastime in Metropolis, and as Lois and Clark
contemplate the possibility that their family will be expanding, they along
with everyone else, are preparing to celebrate the holidays. Of course since
this is Metropolis we're talking about we all know that things will be just
a
little off center ;).

We would still like to hear from you if you have any story premises of your
own that you would like us to explore together.  You can either email them
to
me at:

        eraygun@aol.com

Or better still, just bring your ideas with you when you join us this
Saturday
or for our weekly "story bouncing" sessions on Wednesdays on #L&CFicOrg,
starting around 9:00 PM EDT.

We generally meet Saturdays starting at 3 PM EDT and try to start writing
fairly soon thereafter.  You can come and join the fun at any time, however.
We are usually there for several hours since writing a story takes time.

Since #L&CFanfic is on occasion "invite only" please message if you want to
join us.  If an official "inviter" is designated, we will let you know.
Some
of us should be hanging out on #Loiscla.

A note on procedure here ;) : When people need to be caught up on the story
in
progress after being bounced off IRC or just joining the session late,
please
try and avoid pasting the story directly into the channel window.  Please do
that in a private message or dcc-chat window instead.

Hope to see you all there!

Cheers,

Eileen
Eraygun@aol.com

PS Because of my office holiday party I'll be late tomorrow. So please start
without me ;). I'll catch up <eg>.
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Aloha everybodeee!

Well I *finally* finished these first two eps!  Not that they weren't
enjoyable enough to finish in one sitting, of course they were!  Life
just keeps me a little too busy these days, and everybody seems to
*always* need mommy! The only privacy I get is the few minutes of peace
in the bathroom! (did I really say that?!?! ;))  anyways, so I have to
grab any moment I can to read a sentence or two!

And I cherished every sentence read! Barbra, Pam and Chris, and all who
were involved--you did an excellent job!  You all are so incredibly
talented!

First I was really moved at the scene in ep1 were Lois gets to talk to
her mom and finally realizes how much her mother loves her. We all know
she does, of course, but this was a scene I had hoped to see for
awhile!  And what perfect timing, when Lois herself becomes a mother!
She's finally able to look at things differently now that she is
experiencing motherhood herself!  I'm glad she got to learn that life
wasn't always so bad, and that she was very loved and taken care of by
*both* parents.  Just goes to show what a little communication can do!
This scene brought tears to my eyes!   and wow, what a cliff hanger!
Almost glad I was behind in reading so I didn't have to suffer and wait
like so many other FoLC's! (well I did have to wait, had the story in my
hot little hand day and night just about but hardly had time to *really*
get into it at the pace I desperately wanted to!!)

Then ep2!!!  I actually really enjoy court scene movies!  They keep me
on the edge of my seat!  And I could just truly envision all of this
happening in my mind! All of the characters personalities and
reactions!  I especially love how you capture Perry and Jimmy's
personalities too!  Very well written! It was also neet how you gave the
Judge a face we recognize!  Judge Judy!  She was a great choice! I could
only see her character doing the "right thing".  Oh and all the tender
moments of Clarks towards his daughter!  Especially when he put her to
sleep levitating!  That was so cool!  I just love to read about his
interactions and caring for his child! It's so sweet!  Also the family
hug scene in the court building before the hearing!  That one got me
misty eyed too!  Wow!  Thankyou so much you guys!

j-meS8-)].........who's so very, very happy after she finishes an
episode until she realizes
                    that she's one more closer to the end, then she
wants to cry again!
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Date:         Fri, 11 Dec 1998 19:58:59 EST
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FULLY FUNCTIONAL: Continued from part 3
_________________________________

[Lansbury]

Lois suddenly was by his side.  "Close?  Already?  What do you think the
problem, or I guess I should say the answer, might be?"

"Now, Lois.  I want to check my data before answering that.  But I do need
to
know some more information before I give you my conclusions."

"Anything. Just ask and I'll tell you whatever you need to know."

"Well, how far along do you think you were when you miscarried?"

"A little over three weeks. In fact, I've thought, and I can pinpoint the
exact day of conception. During that time Superman was very busy and the
Daily
Planet kept Clark and me occupied.  We only saw each other in passing for
for
about a week and a half."  Lois began to blush as she explained. "We even
had
to make an appointment to ... be intimate."

"That's it!  That's the variable I was missing!"

"What?"  both Lois and Clark said at once.

"Abstinence."

[Mackteach]

Clark's eyes widened as he turned to look at Lois.  He reached out to her,
pulling her close.  "Honey?  Are you all right?"

Lois shook her head as she continued to stare at Dr. Klein.  "Did I hear you
right?  Are you saying that *abstinence* will make the heart grow fonder?"

Dr. Klein nodded.  "Or at least make the chances of conception more likely."

Lois let Clark lead her to a chair.  "Abstinence ..." She looked up at Clark
and saw the same look of disbelief on his face.  Together they turned to
Klein
for further explanation.

While they had been absorbing the impact of Klein's pronouncement, their
friend had pulled out his ever-present notepad and begun scribbling some
calculations.

"Dr. Klein?"

Klein was mumbling to himself.  "... carry the two, drop the negative ..."

"Dr. Klein?" Clark tried once more.

" ... the square root of the derivative of the trigonometric function is
inverse to the ..."

Lois lost her patience.  "Dr. Klein!"

"Hmmm?"  Klein raised his head, startled at Lois' outburst.

Lois took a deep breath and tried to calm down.  Reaching out for the
scientist's arm, she tried to get him to focus.  "What exactly did you mean
by
..." She swallowed before uttering the word.  "... abstinence?"

Klein looked from Lois to Clark and back to Lois again.  Glancing down at
the
notepad, he made one final calculation.  "You can't ... copulate ... have
...
marital relations ..."  He looked once more at his notes.  "... for three
weeks ... two at the very least."  He ignored the audible sighs of relief
and
checked the figures again.

Klein showed his calculations to Lois.  "You see, I was working under the
wrong assumption.  When I first tested Su ... er, Clark here, I incorrectly
made the assumption that one standard deviation on the chart would be
sufficient ..."

He looked at Lois.  Seeing her blank stare, he tried to explain further.
"Think of it this way, Lois.  If we were considering human-human conception,
then one standard deviation away from the norm would be ideal ... 64% of all
data lies within that range."

Clark smiled.  "But, we're not talking human-human ..."

Klein nodded.  "Right, Clark.  We're talking human-Kryptonian.  That makes a
difference ... a *big* difference."

Clark put his hand on Lois' shoulder and gently squeezed.  "How so?"

"Well, with your ... um, enhanced capabilities ..." Klein ducked his head in
embarrassment for a moment before continuing.  "The normal data doesn't
apply.
Being within two, even three, standard deviations is completely acceptable.
Because of the probability factor," he explained, "an inordinate quantity of
the 'little swimmers' would, ah ... overwhelm the human female's system,
thereby *decreasing* the probability of fertilization rather than *increase*
it. By abstaining for a period of time, the 'playing field is levelled out'
... so to speak ... and the human reproductive system has an opportunity to
... um, compensate ... for the enhanced abilities and properties associated
with having super-powers."

Klein sat back, beaming.

Lois shook her head.  "So, can we have children or not?"

Klein smiled warmly and took Lois' hand in his.  "You can, Lois. It just
means
that you have to have a 'cool down' period for a short while, that's all."

Lois smiled brightly at Klein.  The scientist gasped as her arms went around
him, enveloping him in a tight hug.   "Thank you," she whispered to him.
"Thank you so very much."

Klein cleared his throat and hugged Lois back for a few seconds.  Catching
Clark's eye, he shook his hand, feeling grateful that he could help these
two
people, his friends.

The doorbell rang, catching all their attentions.  Clark lowered his glasses
and sucked in a breath.  "It's the whole gang.  Sam, Ellen, Lucy ..." he
turned to Klein,  ".. and Dr. Friskin."

[Misha]

Klein took a deep breath. "I can do this. I can do this." He continued
muttering to himself in the eternity it took for Lois to walk to the door.

"Mother..."

Ellen Lane brushed by Lois and stormed into the living room. Lucy winked as
she passed Lois, and Dr. Friskin followed Sam, scribbling furiously in a
small
notebook.

"Daddy?

"Now, Ellen..." Ellen pointedly examined the lint on the back of the sofa,
and
Sam threw up his hands in frustration.

Dr. Friskin pulled Lois aside in the entryway. "This is just a session with
your family. I've got a few questions I'd like to ask you later."

"Just a session? Usually Mom and Dad wait until they're inside to start
arguing!"

"Ah, well- I'd just asked them a simple question about your relationship
with
Superman."

"Relationship? We're friends! I know his wife- she'd rip out the throat of
any
woman who came near him...I should know, I'm the same way about Clark, ask
anyone --and besides, they're expecting kids, any day now, ask Klein --we'll
probably end up playing bridge together and carpooling the rugrats on
alternate Thursdays, even though they'll fly and I'll drive ... not Clark,
though..."

"Lois?" Clark's voice stopped the flow of words.

Lois took a deep breath, aware of the steadying presence of her husband
behind
her, and the anxious look in Dr. Friskin's eyes. "What?"

"How much coffee have you had to drink this morning?"

Lois sagged a little into Clark's shoulder. It was working.

[ChiefPam]

Friskin followed the cantankerous Lane clan into the living room, while Lois
busied herself with fetching coffee (or orange juice) for all her visitors.

When Lois finally sat down, Ruth pounced.  "You say you know Superman's
wife??"

Lois smiled.  "Yes, but that can wait until later.  Right now you wanted to
ask about my childhood, didn't you?  It wasn't all that unusual, I don't
think. A lot of couples had trouble in the '70s and '80s.  Mother, didn't
you
have several friends in similar situations?"

Lois pointedly looked at Ellen, who was not shy about taking over the
discussion.  At length, she held out on all real and perceived injustices,
overriding all of Sam's attempts to clarify and correct her version of
history.

Ruth Friskin, perforce, took notes, and as the discussion progressed, she
became engrossed in the narrative, asking leading questions at strategic
points.

Lois took the opportunity to slip away into the kitchen, taking refuge in
her
husband's arms.  "We're safe for the moment, but..."

"But she's not likely to give up." Clark finished for her.  "Yeah, but I
think
your plan will work.  And Dr. Klein knows what to say.

Lois pulled a face.  "I know, but will he be convincing enough?  I do have a
back-up plan, you know..." A devilish grin played on her face.

Clark smiled back.  "I don't think I want to know."

She giggled quietly.  "It's nothing, really... just sending Superman to
intimidate her out of writing the article."

He rolled his eyes.  "I was right, I didn't want to know."

She shook her head.  "Such a wimp I married.  And to think I could have had
Superman.."

"Nah, you couldn't have," he corrected her, grinning.  "His wife would have
torn your throat out, remember?"

Lois laughed. "You bet. So, is it time yet?"

Clark tuned into the 'interview' taking place in the front room.  "Yeah, I
think so ... Ellen's just about to the part about paying for your college
education all by herself.  You'd better hurry."

"True," Lois snorted,  "That part only takes her twenty minutes..."  She
slipped out of his arms once more and faded back further into the kitchen
and
up the back stairs.

It was more difficult than she'd anticipated to slip into the hot pink suit
again.  The last time she'd put it on, she'd had super-strength.  Of course
she could call Clark... She grinned.  Nope, better not, or we'll blow the
whole abstinence thing. With just a little more struggle, however, she was
into the suit.

"Okay, Lane... show time," she muttered, then continued in a slightly louder
voice.  "Clark?  Come help me 'touch down' in front of the house. I'm ready
for my close-up."

[zoomway]

Clark stopped and admired Lois in the outfit. "Mmm ...I always thought that
was such a great costume."

"So," she said, drawing a finger down his jawline. "You gonna be Superman
...
by my side, the indignant husband, all that?"

Clark frowned. "Honey, I ..."

"Yeah, yeah," she sighed. "Superman doesn't lie."

Clark thought a moment and did the "spin thing" into his costume. "Then
again," he said, slipping an arm around her waist, "my wife does all the
talking and I just basically repeat everything she says."

"One more 'Larryism' and you're a dead Superman," she scolded as they
drifted
down the side of the townhouse.

"Yes, Ultra, dear."

Lois folded her arms. "I swear I'll call you Supester in front of my parents
if you keep this up."

Clark opened his mouth, and then closed it ... audibly.

"Okay, go up and make a sonic boom, and then we'll knock on the door."

"Nag, nag, nag," he laughed, and blurred into action. Lois plugged her ears.
The boom rattled the windows, and in an instant he was back at her side
knocking on the door.

Lois shrugged. "Not bad."

"You know sonic booms are illegal."

She bumped him with her hip. "You love doing that and you know it," she
said,
and then her breath caught a moment as her mother opened the door. Always
that
feeling that she'd be recognized.

Continued in part 5
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FULLY FUNCTIONAL

An IRC Round Robin by

ChiefPam (jernigan@compuserve.com); Ckgroupie (NKWolke@t-online.de);
CrystalW
(JCWimmer@aol.com); Eraygun (Eraygun@aol.com); Lansbury (Lansbury1@aol.com);
Mackteach (Mackteach@aol.com); Misha (mhall@sound.net); zoomway
(Zoomway@aol.com)
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[ChiefPam]

It was the Saturday after Thanksgiving, and Lois was enjoying a
well-deserved
day of rest.  Family and friends had come and (thankfully) gone and she and
Clark both had the day off work to be thankful for each other.  Nothing, she
thought contentedly, could ruin this day.

Normally, of course, it was inviting disaster to think something like that,
Lois grinned to herself, but really ... after all she and Clark had been
through, it would take a lot to upset her.

That complacent state of mind lasted only until she opened the letter from
her
doctor.   "Did we forget to pay a bill?" she joked softly, then felt all
power
of speech leave her as she read the information. A short time later, when
Clark came downstairs looking for her, she was sitting on the sofa, the
letter
in her lap, lost in thought.  When she didn't speak, he sat down beside her.

"Lois?"

She started, suddenly recalled to the present.  "Oh, hi... Clark, this
letter..." Words seemed to fail her. Somewhat alarmed, he reached for it,
but
the motion galvanized her into action, and a small smile formed on her face.
"Let me tell you, okay?"

"Okay," he agreed. "What is it?"

"Remember the Halloween party at the Planet?"

He rolled his eyes.  "How could I forget?  We had a dead madam on the
premises, and half the newsroom was getting sick on bad shrimp."

"Including me," she half-smiled, "or at least that's what I thought.
Remember, the next day, I had those awful cramps, and my period ... well, it
was bad."

Clark nodded cautiously.  "I'm with you so far."

"Well, I went to my doctor, just to make sure it wasn't food poisoning.  She
ran a *bunch* of tests. I mean, I told her she didn't have to check for
syphilis or anything, but she just said that they wanted to be thorough --
you
know, if there weren't so many lawsuits, it'd be easier to -- well,
anyway..."

Clark composed himself to patience.  Obviously Lois had something important
to
say, but equally obviously, she was going to take her time about it.  If it
made her more comfortable, though, he could wait.

"And she said she'd call me with the results.  But that next week was really
busy, and she couldn't reach me, I guess, and I felt better so I never
thought
twice about it -- I mean, would you?"

"No, Lois, I guess I wouldn't," he offered, still foggy on where this might
be
going, but beginning to be a little concerned.  "Lois, you're all right,
aren't you? You're not sick --?"

"No, no," Lois assured him hastily.  "I'm fine ... I think." She took a deep
breath.  "I got this letter today," she waved it in the air as Exhibit A,
"and
I don't know whether I should cry or leap for joy."

Clark's face clearly showed how out of his depth he was, so she took pity on
him.

"The doctor said it wasn't food poisoning ... well, maybe just a touch, but
that wasn't the main problem.  We had a miscarriage."

"Wha--?" He shook his head as if to clear it. "A miscarriage," he repeated.
"But Dr. Klein said we couldn't ... you mean we *were*?"

She felt tears well up in her eyes, but managed to smile.  "Yeah... we were,
but we aren't any more. I lost it." Her voice broke a little on the words,
and
her smile wavered.  "Oh, Clark, we were going to have a baby, and we didn't
even know it! I'm so sorry ..." The tears did fall then, and Clark held her
as
she cried, rubbing her back and murmuring wordless sounds of comfort. A few
minutes later, when she tilted her head back and looked up at him, he saw
that
she was already pushing the disappointment aside, ready to think about the
amazing, the supposedly impossible thing that had occurred.

"Clark, I don't know how this happened --," she gave a watery giggle at his
raised eyebrow," -- well, of course I know *how* it happened, you know what
I
mean. Dr. Klein was so sure that I couldn't get pregnant, yet this test
proves
absolutely that I *did.*  And ..." she continued, seeing the dawning
realization in his eyes that was reflected in her own, "... that means that
if
it happened once, it can happen again!"   She hugged him tightly.  "I guess
we
*can* have babies, after all!"

If Clark had ever wondered for a second how much she'd wanted this, the joy
on
her face now told him.  He nodded, then spoke, his voice thick with emotion.
"Yeah, I guess so.  I love you, Lois."

"I love you, too, Clark."  Energized now, she pulled out of his embrace.
"Think Dr. Klein works Saturdays?  I'd say we need to have a little chat."

[zoomway]

***
Superman walked into Klein's office-lab and the doctor looked up and smiled.

"Morning, Superman.  Normally I'm not here on the weekend, but Ruth .. .uh,
Dr. Friskin and I took Friday off, and --"

"That's great, Dr. Klein, I'm just glad you're here," Clark said, and tugged
at the neckpiece of his costume. "There's been a new *development* with my
'girlfriend'."

Klein rose from behind the microscope and smoothed his labcoat. He still
felt
terribly disappointed in the turn of events regarding Superman's girlfriend.
Everything had looked so positive.

"Really?  I .. I hope it's good news. You know there's always adoption if
you
two decide to get serious .. get married."

"Well," Clark sighed loudly, "it *is* serious . I'd like for you to examine
*her* this time."

Klein looked thoughtful for a moment. "Certainly I'll examine her, Superman,
but you must understand that unless something is very unusual about her," he
shrugged, "I don't think the news will be much different."

Clark swallowed. "Would the fact that she had a miscarriage indicate
otherwise?"

Klein's jaw dropped. "I ... I.. well, *yes*, of course, that changes
*everything*.  Please, send her in!"  Klein managed a poor comb-over of his
sparse hairs as he watched Superman open the door. When Lois Lane walked
through it, Klein dropped the comb .. and his jaw again.

"Oh, my lord!"

"Dr. Klein," Lois said, raising a hand. "I know you probably need a drink
right now, and every tabloid thought you ever had about me and Superman is
coming eerily true, but we really need you to focus right now."

"Focus! Focus?" Klein's voice became shrill with near hysteria. "Superman's
girlfriend is Clark Kent's wife, and you want *me* to focus?!"

"Dr. Klein," Clark soothed, approaching the severely stressed scientist,
"you
and I have been friends a long time, and I would never do *anything* to
jeopardize that friendship or your faith in me."

Klein, a man who looked like he'd just lost his religion, folded his arms.
"What about Clark Kent's faith? Isn't *he* your friend, too?"

"We're very close," Clark smiled.

"Honey," Lois sighed. "Just do it, please, before Dr. Klein thinks I'm
seeing
Batman on the side."

"Batman," Klein muttered, and sat down shakily.

"Dr. Klein, I love Lois Lane with all my heart," he said, and began to spin.
When he stopped, he stood there as Clark Kent. "That's why I married her."

[Ckgroupie]

"Oh my lord!" It came out as a squeak. Bernard Klein didn't even recognize
his
own voice anymore. For a minute he just stared at the couple in front of
him.

"Dr. Klein?" Lois asked tentatively. "Are you all right?"

"Oh my lord," he repeated, shaking his head.

"You already said that," Clark cut in a little nervously. "I know it's a
shock
for you, but we thought you should know about it, now that Lois found out
that
she had this miscarriage..."

"Oh my lord."

Lois and Clark exchanged worried glances. Would he ever say something
different?

"Dr. Klein!" Lois stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder. "Dr.
Klein?"

"Oh my lo - Lois?" The doctor looked up. "Ah, yes, Lois. Superman... uh...
Clark, Mr. Kent... oh well." He shook his head again as if to clear it. "Did
I
really see what I saw?" he asked.

Clark nodded. "Yes, you did. I could repeat it if you want."

"No, no I don't think that's necessary. I think I got the picture. Well,
this
is certainly news." Dr.Klein watched Superman and Lois with newly awakened
interest.

"Yes, but the really important news is that something must be wrong with
those
tests you did," Clark said a little bit impatiently. "We need to find out
what
it is."

***
Dr. Ruth Friskin was excited. She had finally found a wonderful subject for
her work on dysfunctional families! Okay, the Lanes probably wouldn't like
the
idea of being her guinea pigs, but what an unusual model of a dysfunctional
family they were.

The father, one of a kind even in his 'typicalness'. The mother, also
exemplary. The children... well, perhaps Lois wasn't the best example of a
child from a chaotic childhood, but even better ... she could pass as the
proof that people are able to survive anything. And there *was* something
weird about her, too. This thing she had with Superman...

Dr. Friskin looked up from her notes about the Lanes. She would just *love*
to
find out more about that.  She had a date with Bernard Klein tonight.  She
sighed happily.  He was so nice *and* he was a friend of Superman and Lois
Lane.  Maybe Bernie knew more?

***
[CrystalW]

Dr. Klein sighed as he looked at the results again.  They were conclusive,
just missing the possibility that pregnancy could occur.  He ran another set
of numbers through the computer and his eyes opened more widely as he began
to
do figures in his head.  It could work, he thought.  It wasn't likely, but
then...

His thoughts were interrupted as his date for the evening breezed into the
lab.

"Honestly, Bernie!  If you're going to be late, you really need to call me.
I
have no clue why you can't simply pick up a telephone.  Have you seen anyone
regarding this intense dedication to your work?  I could recommend an
excellent therapist.  I feel I'm a little too *personally* involved to be
objective here." She concluded her statement by kissing his cheek before
looking up at his data.

He stood quickly, fumbling as he distracted her attention from the screen.
He
mumbled his apologies as he once more explained that he didn't need
therapeutic intervention.

She laughed lightly, used to both his excuses and his workaholic nature, and
not expecting either to change.  "So, what gem of knowledge kept you from
picking me up today?" she asked, looking at the screen once more.  Her
eyebrows raised as she saw the name on his monitor.  "Superman?"

"Yes, well, I was... working on some..." he broke off, uncomfortable with
lying to her, and yet not feeling free to discuss the matter.  In truth, he
was still slightly dazed by his recent discussion with the Kents.  Now that
he
thought about it, it did make sense, and he wondered why he hadn't put the
clues together before.

Seeing that he wasn't going to offer information, she let him off the hook.
"I understand.  You're his physician and you must maintain confidentiality.
I
won't press."  She smiled her understanding, even as she planned to do a
little digging at a less obvious time.

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[CrystalW]

"So, we're late for dinner," he said swiftly, as he turned around to close
the
file he had been viewing.  He had his answers anyway, or at least what he
thought were his answers.  He slipped his lab coat off his shoulders and
left
it on his chair while he escorted his date from the room.  "Where did you
want
to go tonight?"

***

Clark looked up at his wife and smiled again.  He was just deciding that he
really needed to look away, to get some work done, when she glanced up and
met
his gaze. She returned his smile briefly, and returned her attention to her
laptop.  Clark watched her a moment more, then he couldn't resist. He
crossed
the room, and seated himself on the arm of the couch where he could gaze at
her a little longer.

Lois typed a few more moments, then looked up with her best imitation of an
irritated expression.  "What??"

Clark broke into a silly grin.  "I'm just looking at my wife," he told her
innocently, then bent down to kiss her gently.

Lois returned his kiss, smiling.  "It makes a difference, doesn't it?" she
asked him quietly.

"No," he answered quickly.  "Well, yes," he corrected, "but not the way you
mean."

She understood perfectly, and put her arms around him to show him that.  "I
know.  It opens up a whole world of possibilities that we didn't have
before."

Clark sighed into her hair, enjoying the hug.  "Exactly," he whispered.

[Eraygun]

Lois nestled closer to Clark.  "I know this is going to sound strange, but
I'm
*so* scared right now."

"Scared, honey?"

"Yeah, I'm scared ... but it's sort of wonderful."  Clark gave Lois a
quizzical look as she continued. "I guess I'd parked the idea of being a
parent and all my fears surrounding it into an unused corner of my brain
after
we got that initial report from Dr. Klein. But now ..."

"But now, they're coming to the forefront?"  Clark asked.  Lois sighed and
nodded. Clark tilted Lois chin up so he could look her squarely in the eye.
"Lo-is. I told you before you're going to be a wonderful 'mommy'."

"You really think so?" Lois murmured as she snuggled back into Clark's arms
and placed her head on his chest. "It's not like I had the best role model."
Before Clark could answer the doorbell rang. "I wonder who that could be at
this time of the evening?" she said.

Clark paled a little as he X-rayed the door. "Oh boy," he said.

"Clark, who is it?"

"It's your parents and Lucy, honey."

[Lansbury]

Lois placed her hands on Clark's thigh and pushed herself off the sofa.

"I wonder what's happened?  They don't come all together unless they're
invited.  You don't think something terrible is wrong, do you?  No one
mentioned anything on Thanksgiving, did they?  Did you notice any of them
acting strangely -- no, wait, forget I asked that last one."

The questions came in rapid worried succession as she made her way towards
the
front door, leaving Clark on the sofa and not giving him a chance to get a
word in to answer her. He caught up with her in the middle of the room.

"Honey, we won't know if we don't open the door and let them in."

Lois smiled at his logic. "I can always count on you to keep me on an even
keel."  She placed a quick kiss on his lips as she moved to open the door.

"Mother! Daddy! Luce! What a surprise."  She looked at the silent people
standing on her doorstep.  The trio stood their ground, no one wanting to be
the first to enter.

"Sam, you agreed to tell her.  I am not going to be the one.  She blames me
enough already and I'm not going to be the object of her anger."

"Hello, Princess, sorry to barge in, but..."  Sam took his former wife and
younger daughter by the arm and pushed both through the doorway.

"Tell me what?  Is everyone okay?  Are any of you sick or dying?  What do
you
mean 'object of my anger', Mother?"

The group moved into the living room and sat down.  Ellen looked at Sam.  "I
knew you'd leave this up to me."

Lucy looked at both parents and back at Lois.  "Everyone is healthy. In that
sense we're fine. But, " she went on calmly, "because we're a total wreck of
a
family, that psychiatrist, Dr. Friskin, wants to study us. Can you believe
that?  She said we're the most atypical dysfunctional family she has ever
seen.

"What?"

"I'm not kidding."

"Us?"

"Yep, us."

"Why?"

"You heard me.  We," pointing to her parents, "have made being a mess of a
family a fine art, and now the *good* Dr. Friskin wants to study us."

"Mother? Daddy?"

[Mackteach]

Sam looked from Ellen to Lucy, finally resting his gaze on Lois.
"Actually,
Princess, it's more like Dr. Friskin wants to ask us some questions about
our
relationships with each other ..."  At Ellen's snort of disgust, Sam
grimaced.
"Now, Ellen ... we aren't exactly the model family ... or parents."

Ellen glared at Sam.  "And who's the primary cause of that, Sam Lane?  Let
me
ask you that?"

Sensing that a squabble best kept in private was about to erupt, Clark spoke
up.  "I'm sure that Dr. Friskin doesn't mean to open old wounds, Ellen."

Lois nodded in agreement.  "That's right, Mother.  She's just approaching
our
family ... from a clinical point of view."

Lucy smiled.  "Well, she does want to talk to you, Lois.  And Clark."

"Me?"

"Yes, Clark.  You.  Now that you're married to Lois, you're part of the Lane
family."  Lucy grinned mischievously.  "I remember her asking me the other
night if you ever showed signs of jealousy of ..."  Her voice trailed off
and
her eyebrow raised teasingly.

Lois and Clark looked to each other, speaking simultaneously. " ...
Superman."
They grinned, enjoying the shared secret.

Lois walked toward the kitchen.  "Well, Dr.Friskin can ask all the questions
she wants.  *I* have nothing to hide.  Anyone want something to drink?"

As Lois left the room, three pairs of eyes zeroed in on Clark.  Fidgeting
slightly, he looked at his in-laws.  "What?"

Sam smiled and put his hand on Clark's shoulder.  "Now, Clark.  It's all
right
to feel a little ... jealous."

Clark chuckled nervously.  "Sam ... I don't know what you're talking about.
I
have nothing to be jealous about."

Lucy winked at Clark.  "Aw, come on, Clark.  You can't tell me that when
Lois
was throwing herself at Superman you never envied the guy?  Wished that you
were him?"

Ellen nodded.  "She still is a *good* friend of his, isn't he?"

Clark stood up.  "We *both* are, Ellen.  And no, Lucy.  I never envied
Superman."  Seeing that they still weren't convinced, he sighed, sat back
down
and tried to explain.

"Superman and I are close ... *very* close.  Ever since he made his first
appearance, there's been this ....  I don't know ... maybe it's because I
was
an only child, but ... I *knew* what he was going through.  Being alone.
Not
really sure where he fit in ..."  He looked at Lucy.  "You have a sister,
Lucy.  You fight with her and there may be times when you don't like each
other.  But she's still your sister."  Putting his hand over his heart, he
continued.  "I only had my parents.  Superman is the closest person to a
brother that I know."

Lucy nodded, understanding.

Clark turned to Sam and Ellen.  "I love Lois more than life itself. I know
that Superman loves her as well.  And, he'd do everything in his power to
keep
her safe from harm.  Yes, Superman's a friend ... a close friend.  If I
can't
be there for her, then I'd trust him with her life.  Jealous?  No, Sam.
There's no reason for me to be jealous.  There's a lot of Lois to love."

>From the kitchen door, Lois smiled at Clark's words.  Clearing her throat,
she
re-entered the room carrying a tray of glasses and iced tea.  She pointedly
ignored the sniffling from her mother and sister.

Placing the tray on the coffee table, she began to pour.  "So, anyone have
anything interesting to say while I was out of the room?"  She looked warmly
at Clark and mouthed 'I love you' to him.

[Misha]

***
"So how's your paper on the Lanes going, Ruth?"  Bernard Klein eased back in
his chair as the waiter whisked their empty plates away.

"Oh, wonderful, darling!" Dr. Friskin leaned forward, her eyes sparkling,
reflecting the glow of the oxidation of the paraffin in the candles.

Dr. Klein blinked and stared into his wine glass, slowly swirling the ruby
liquid. It was interesting how ethyl alcohol affected his upper cerebral
functions.

"...on the other hand, Lucy's been so helpful. She's given me access to her
diaries, and a few of Lois' journals from high school, a period where it
seems
the most stress was placed on the Lane family unit..."

He watched the liquid swirl, drawing his attention down into the glass, much
more fragile than his favorite Erlenmeyer flask, and much harder to put on a
magnetic stirrer.

"...so between the journals and the quarrels I've observed between Sam and
Ellen, I've got enough for a whole book!"

KLein glanced up from his glass. "A book? Then what are you going to write
for
'Psychiatric American'?"

"Lois Lane and Superman, of course."  Klein jerked up a little. "I haven't
decided whether I'm going to attack the superhero infatuation angle or maybe
go at it from Clark Kent's point of view."

"Clark Kent's point of view?" Klein's voice rose as he lifted his napkin to
his upper lip.

"Why, the jealousy angle of course." Dr. Friskin sipped at her water glass
and
watched him over the rim. Bernie only sweated when...and they weren't in a
closet now. "Apparently, Clark and Superman have always been friends, and
continue to be so. I find that extremely interesting since they were both
suitors for her affection."

"They were?"

"Surely you've witnessed some interaction between Clark and Superman- maybe
you could tell me about them- how they behave...nothing that would
compromise
your patient's confidentiality, of course."

"Of course..." Klein whispered. How would Supe...Clark handle this? he
wondered. He'd never seen them together before ... it was all so obvious
now.
Ruth was a bright woman, and he was dead meat if the secret got out. He
didn't
feel so well, all of a sudden.

Continued in part 3
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Hi everyone <g>

The IRC Round Robin writers have been at it again, and as a result I have
the
pleasure of posting our latest story, "Fully Functional"

This is a follow up to our Thanksgiving story "Plenty to Be Thankful For"
and
in it some startling news raises Lois's and Clark's hopes that they may be
able to have children despite Dr. Klein's gloomy prognosis in Family Hour.
Meanwhile, as Dr. Friskin begins her examination of  into the disfunctional
Lane family she's sidetracked by Lois's *unusual* relationship with Superman
and she begins to investigate it as well and of course she wants help from
the
one and only Dr Klein ;)

We enjoyed writing this story and we hope you enjoy reading it. As always
comments are welcome .

Cheers,

Eileen
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FULLY FUNCTIONAL: Continued from part 2
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[ChiefPam]

"Uh, well, I never thought about it that way, Ruth," he prevaricated, trying
to think fast.  He glanced around the restaurant, hoping that it would catch
on fire or something ... No such luck.

Inspiration struck.  "Actually, I never got the idea that Superman was
pursuing Lois, so much as it was the other way around."

Friskin cocked her head, considering this possibility.  "Well, when I first
saw her, she seemed to regard him as a suitor ... one of the men in her
life.
Do you suppose she simply decided that Clark was a better choice?  I suppose
that would make him feel more secure," she mused.

She faced him again, "So your hypothesis is that it was her choice?  That
Superman may well have felt somewhat relieved when she chose Clark?"

He tried to process that.  He'd had years of practice in thinking of Clark
and
Superman as different people, but that paradigm had shifted, and it was hard
to find his way through the new matrix to a suitably non-revealing truth.
"Well, I'm sure that he was happy for them," he offered weakly.

Friskin was distracted, lost in a new hypothesis.  "Hmm, Superman as an
unwilling recipient of proffered sexual favors... I suppose it's not too
surprising.  They do seem to have progressed beyond that stage, however."
She
frowned.  "It's just that when I first saw him, he seemed very much
interested
in a woman. I had assumed that woman to be Lois, and *she* assumed he was
interested. Hmmm..."

Klein took another gulp of his drink.  "Maybe, maybe not.  Um... a year or
so
ago, Superman did mention a girlfriend... Err, maybe I shouldn't have said
that," he concluded, his heart sinking as he saw the interest dancing in his
date's eyes.

"How fascinating, Bernie!  I'm sorry, I shouldn't be asking you so much."
She
nodded decisively.  "I've got an appointment with the whole family tomorrow.
I'll ask them."

[zoomway]

Klein tapped the edge of his glass; it had interesting harmonics. "Tomorrow?
Do you mind if I tag along, Ruth?"

Friskin was pawing through her oversized purse. "You're displaying an
interesting form of co-dependency, Bernie, and maybe just a touch of ... ah,
here it is," she said, pulling a pad from her purse.

She began to leaf through the pages. "Here it is, I knew it!" She beamed
triumphantly. "Superman did mention Lois by name, and feared he was losing
her
to some other man."  She laid the pad on the table. "It could be that
Superman
had something of a Messianic complex. Feeling he had to be 'savior to the
world', but losing his personal self."

Klein smiled. Ruth, though she would never see it, was a lot like Lois Lane
herself, always investigating, always digging .. He shook his head. "Well,"
he
began carefully. "That could be it, a Messianic complex .. and couldn't that
be a mask for an inferiority complex?" he added, having no idea what he was
talking about.

"Yes!" she agreed. "Of course, he could place himself in the role of savior
because on a human interaction level, he might feel inferior to mortal men
who
could offer Lois stability."  Friskin smiled warmly. "Bernie, my dear, you
missed your calling."

Klein took a long swig from his wineglass. "I missed *something*, that's for
sure."

***

"Dr. Klein?"  Lois said, opening the door on a very nervous-looking man.

"May I come in ... now .. please?"

Lois swung the door wide. "Of course.  It wouldn't be the Kent home if there
weren't visitors at the crack of dawn," she said, but her sarcasm was
blunted
by a big yawn.

"I know this is very awkward," Klein said, and then yawned in response to
hers. "But Dr. Friskin, and please understand I love her dearly, is scaring
the pants off me."  Lois turned and tried to focus her decaffeinated
eyeballs.
Klein blushed. "Figuratively, of course."

"Of course." Lois tipped her head towards the kitchen. "I need coffee, and
so
do you."

"I don't like coffee. It keeps me awake during staff meetings," he replied,
and preceded her through the door. "Good morning, Superman," he said as he
took a seat at the kitchen table.

"It's 'Clark', please, Dr. Klein, and would you like orange juice since you
don't like coffee?"

"Amazing. You know I don't like coffee? Are you psychic?" Klein burbled.

Lois tugged Clark's earlobe as she reached for a coffee mug. "Super-hearing,
Dr. Klein."

"Oh, right." He shook his head. "I'm not used to him being super in a suit
and
tie."

Lois kissed Clark's cheek. "He's *always* super, Dr. Klein. Trust me."

Klein blushed. "Yes, I'm s..sure that he is. I must have had the idiotic
idea
that the costume didn't actually come off."

Lois suddenly spewed a mouthful of coffee. Clark laughed and dabbed at her
chin.

"Too hot, honey?" he asked innocently.

"Much too hot," she sighed. "Okay, Dr. Klein, why the sunrise visit?"

[CrystalW]

"Well, I wanted to let you know that Ruth has decided to use your
relationship
with Superman... Clark... your husband... well, he wasn't your husband but
he
is, and..."

"Dr. Klein," Clark said, breaking into the ramble, "what exactly does...
Ruth... want to do?

"Oh, didn't I say?" Klein absently nodded to Lois as she gave him a glass of
orange juice.

"No," Lois answered him.  "You didn't say."  She gave her husband a look of
frustration that he countered with one of tolerance.  He had more experience
with babbling, and he knew how to take it in stride.

Dr. Klein dismissed the silent communication that went on between the Kents,
and finally got around to his concerns.  "She's decided to use your
little...
love triangle... as the basis for her most current paper."

Clark closed his eyes and sighed as he considered the information.  He had
known that having Dr. Friskin delve into Lois' family would be inconvenient,
but this was unacceptable.  "I thought she was only investigating the
dysfunctional Lanes," he said slowly.

"Oh, that's for her book," he said dismissively.  "I'm talking about the
paper
she's writing.  She intends to explore your relationship with Superman."

"Well, that should be interesting," Lois said with more than a trace of
sarcasm.

"She is the busy little writer, isn't she?" Clark added in a similar tone of
voice.

"I don't suppose she ever considered someone else for her analysis, did
she?"
Lois asked hopefully.

"Well, no," Klein answered, "But... I suppose we could ask her to."

Lois mumbled, "Like that would do us any good," beneath her breath, and
excused herself from the room.

Clark watched her go, wishing that he could join her, but was too well
brought
up to do so.  "Dr. Klein, would you like some toast?"

At his enthusiastic nod, Clark stood, and began toasting bread.  As he'd
expected, he soon heard his wife's voice from upstairs.  Well, he thought,
at
least she was more discreet than to throw her silverware on the floor and
drag
him down there with her.

"I can't believe the woman," she said.  He did his best not to smile as she
shifted into high gear.  "I trusted her, and she's supposed to be a
professional.  Doesn't she realize that these are lives, not case studies?
I
have half a mind to let her know just what I think of her meddling in my
family and my life. It's bad enough that she's dissecting my childhood, but
now she's attacking my relationships with you and Superman ... and you
*know*
what I mean.  She's no better than a tabloid reporter with a degree in
medicine. Just a nosy busy-body... If she weren't so close to Dr. Klein, I
swear I'd punch that woman right in the nose!  "

Clark took several deep breaths to prevent himself from laughing as he heard
her rant coming down the stairs and approaching the door to the kitchen.  As
the door swung open, his smiling wife entered, dressed in a crisp pair of
slacks and a soft sweater.

"Now, Dr. Klein," she said in a sweet and controlled voice, "there has to be
some way to maneuver your girlfriend away from this particular topic.  After
all, I'm not the slightest bit interesting or unusual, nor is my family,"
she
went on, taking a seat next to the doctor, her coffee cup in her hand.

"Dr. Klein, I have to agree with Lois.  Isn't there some conflict of ethics
if
she tries to do more than one research project on a single subject?" Clark
offered Klein the requested toast, and took a seat beside his wife.

"Well, I suppose you have a point.  Still, just because a subject has been
researched, that doesn't mean that there isn't anything more to learn from
it.
If I know Ruth, she will continue regardless of whether she can  publish the
results.  She has such insatiable curiosity." His eyes became slightly
glazed
as he glanced off into the distance.  "Truly insatiable."

"Okay," Lois cut in, not really wanting to know what the good doctor was
thinking at the moment.  "If she wants knowledge, then knowledge we'll give
her."  She turned to her husband with a look he knew all too well.  "I've
got
an idea..."

[Eraygun]

"Honey, I don't think I'm ready to make another revelation so soon," Clark
interrupted.  They rose from the kitchen table and moved to the living room,
where Clark and Klein took seats while Lois paced.

"That's not what I had in mind," Lois protested. "All we have to do is ...".

"This is all my fault!" Dr. Klein suddenly interjected. "If I wasn't seeing
Ruth socially she probably never would have connected with you again. I know
what I'll do ... I'll stop seeing her, maybe that will distract her --"

"Dr. Klein..." Clark began.

"Better yet, I'll leave town!" He jumped up and headed for the door, but
found
his way blocked.

"Dr. Klein, get a hold of yourself!" Lois shouted. Clark steered him back to
his seat, and stood nearby.

Dr. Klein closed his eyes and took several deep breaths. "I'm sorry. I
didn't
mean to go off the deep end. It's just I think of you and Super.. I mean
Clark
... as my friends, and I'd hate to think that I've put you in jeopardy
somehow."

Lois gave Klein a warm smile. "You shouldn't just think of us as friends,
Dr.
Klein, we *are* friends."

Clark nodded in agreement. "That's right. You're probably one of the few
people in the world who actually thinks of Superman as a real person. You've
been someone that both Lois and I could talk to, and you've always been
there
when we've needed you. We're both proud to call you a friend," Clark said as
he gently placed a hand on Klein's shoulder. "And we always will be."

[Lansbury]

Clark could feel the muscles of the older man's shoulder tighten as he
straightened his back.

"Thank you. Now, what's your idea, Lois?"

Clark looked at Dr. Klein and was surprised. He sounded calm and collected.
Just shows you what a little bit of reassurance can do for the soul, he
thought. Clark's attention returned to his wife and both he and Klein
listened
and nodded as she explained how to get out of this sticky situation.

A half hour later, Dr. Klein's voice was shaky but confident.  "I can do
that.
Yes, I can do that. I'm no actor but I can do what you want me to."

Lois looked at Clark and whispered.  "If he pulls it off I will personally
see
to it he gets a special nomination for an Oscar this year."

Clark turned to hide his smile. "I guess we'd better put this plan in
motion."

"Oh, and I'm close to figuring out the other problem too," Klein put in. "I
have to check one set of figures and get right back with you."

Continued in part 4
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FULLY FUNCTIONAL: Continued from part 4
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[zoomway]

"Ultra Woman? Oh, my," Ellen said, her breath catching in a manner similar
to
her daughter's. "We were just talking about you ... that is, Dr. Friskin--"

"I know about Dr. Friskin's proposed paper," Lois said sternly, slightly
over-
pronouncing her words. "That's why my husband and I are here," she said, and
moved past her mother purposefully.

Clark nodded to Ellen. "Mrs. Lane," he said, and followed Lois.

Ellen swallowed and placed a hand on her chest. "My poor baby might be in
trouble," she whispered.

The assembled guests in the room stood. Two spandex-clad superheroes, even
in
Metropolis, was a rather awe-inspiring sight.

[CrystalW]

Lois ignored her mother's comments as she entered the room.  She and Clark
stood side by side and faced the family, even though it took all their
strength to maintain straight faces. The fact remained that the matter *was*
a
serious situation, and this farce would simplify their lives for years to
come.... if they could just manage to get through the next few minutes.

"Dr. Friskin, Dr. Klein has told us that you have concerns regarding our
connection with the Kents.  We are here to assure you that we are simply
friends, albeit good ones, and that our relationships go no further than
that."  Lois kept her voice steady and strong, using Clark's model as
Superman
as her guide. "In fact, Superman and I are expecting our first child, so the
thought that either of us would be involved with someone else is completely
out of the question." She turned to Clark as she said it, seeing the sparkle
in his eye, and allowed herself a small smile.

"That's right," Clark added, returning his wife's loving glance.  "Although
even Dr. Klein hasn't been able to tell us how long gestation will be."

Dr. Klein stepped in, playing his part to the hilt, and nodded his head
enthusiastically.  "That's correct.  That's what I was going over on my
computer when you picked me up Saturday at the lab... I'm trying to
calculate
Kryptonian gestation."

Dr. Friskin nodded in understanding, realizing why he had withheld the
information from her.  She had been correct, it *was* a matter of patient
confidentiality.

"Dr. Friskin, I've come to ask that you reconsider your paper on Lois'
relationship with my husband.  It's difficult enough to allow him to protect
and assist the planet alone, while I am for all intents and purposes...
grounded." She placed her hands over her flat stomach to emphasize her
point.
"Surely you can see that having the world speculating on my husband's
fidelity
cannot be a good thing for our child."

"Lois and I have never been any more than friends," Clark added.  "Clark is
comfortable with my being around her, just as I am comfortable with my wife
being around him, and that's what's important."

"It's a matter of privacy and trust," Lois concluded.  "And that doesn't
belong in a scientific journal."

Dr. Friskin had listened to the appeal without interruption, and she began
to
nod in agreement.  "I suppose you're right," she said quietly.  "Although,
perhaps the scientific community would benefit from learning of a friendship
as strong as yours."

Clark's head popped up with a familiar alert expression just then, and he
made
excuses for himself and his wife quickly.  Taking Lois' arm in his own, he
quickly flew them out sight, leaving the stunned group in the doorway of his
home.

"That was brilliant," Lois said brightly as Clark brought them in through
the
bedroom window.  "And you were so convincing!"

Clark looked slightly abashed as he began to explain.  "Um, Lois, I seemed
convincing because..."

She understood immediately.  "Because there is an emergency," she concluded
for him.  "Be careful."

He nodded and leaned forward to kiss her.  "I love you," he told her
quickly,
stepping up to the ledge of the window.  "And don't forget to brush out your
hair."

She smiled as he took off from the ledge, and quickly began to change
clothes
once more.  She tucked the costume away, then followed his instructions and
ran a brush through her hair, allowing the stiffly moussed strands to bounce
freely about her face once more.

"Well, time to see if it worked," she told herself quietly as she reached
for
the door to her bedroom.  "Let's just hope it was the performance we had
hoped
for."

[Mackteach]

Going down the back stairs, Lois stopped in the kitchen and picked up the
coffee pot. Backing out against the door, she took a deep breath and walked
toward the living room.

Standing next to Dr. Klein, she fixed a look of disappointment on her face.
"Oh!  I thought I heard Superman and Ultra Woman ..."

Sam took the coffee pot from her.  "You did, Princess, but I suppose duty
called.  They left in quite a rush."

"More like a 'whoosh,' Dad" Lucy corrected.  She held out her coffee cup for
a
refill.  "It was pretty impressive."

Everyone settled into their seats.  Lois watched as Dr. Klein walked toward
Dr. Friskin.

"Ruth?  Are you all right?"

Dr. Friskin looked at Klein, a slightly dazed look on her face.  She quickly
recovered.  "Yes, Bernie.  I'm fine."

Klein and Lois exchanged a quick look.  "You're sure, Ruth?"

"Absolutely."  She paused for a moment, gathering her thoughts.  "Those two.
Superman and Ultra Woman.  A very impressive couple.  There's a great deal
of
humanity about them ... and a great deal of understanding about the human
condition."  She turned to Lois.  "You're very lucky to have them as
friends,
Lois."

Lois smiled over the rim of her cup.  "I know, Ruth.  Clark and I are both
fortunate to have the friends that we have."  She winked at Dr. Klein,
smiling
softly at the blush of embarrassment that rose on his face.  Placing her cup
down, she looked at Dr. Friskin.  "So ... are you ready to start?"

Friskin looked about the room.  Sensing the tension and trepidation in the
air, she smiled at Lois.  "Maybe tomorrow would be better.  I think I might
have to re-examine the reasons why I felt compelled to write about your
family.  I do have to admit that I'm interested in the dynamics that go on
in
your family and the interpersonal relationships that you've had to deal
with,
but as Superman and Ultra Woman reminded me, there's privacy and trust
involved."

"And how does that make you feel, Ruth?"

She turned and smiled at Dr. Klein.  "Let's discuss that, shall we, Bernie?"

Still smiling at each other, the two doctors walked toward the front door.
Lois joined them.  She held Friskin's hand for a moment.

"I'm sure you'll figure out the best way to handle this ... Ruth."  She
turned
to Klein and held out her hand to him.  Shaking it warmly, she smiled.
"Thank
you again, Dr. Klein.  You're a good friend to Superman ... and to us."

Dr. Klein smiled back at Lois and squeezed her hand.  "Tell Ultra Woman when
you see her that I expect her at STAR Labs for a check-up soon.  Say in
about
... three weeks."

Loi